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Little Stages Child Day Care

Little Stages Child Day Care – Care.com South Orange, NJ Child Care Center

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Little Stages Child Day Care located at 60 Taylor Plain, South Orange, New Jersey, offers standard childcare and learning services. The center is open from seven AM to seven PM, Mondays through Fridays. It offers programs for infants, toddlers, early preschool and kindergarten prep. It offers before- and after- school programs, including summer camps and winter breaks.

In business since: 2010

Total Employees: 2-10

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Summer care / camp

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Pinnacle Pointe Daycare Academy – Union City GA Child Care Learning Center

Description: We are a state licensed child-care and fully secure facility, conveniently located in the downtown area of South Orange Village. Our center is walking distance from New Jersey Transit – South Orange & Mountain Stations.

To accommodate working families, our center offers child care services for infants, toddlers, preschoolers and pre-kindergarten during the hours of 7am to 7pm, Monday thru Friday year-round (except for major holidays). Our classroom and staff to child ratios of 3:1 in our infant class, 4:1 in our toddlers & preschoolers and 9:1 in our pre-k allow a more personable and nurturing setting to ensure your child’s comfort and bonding with his or her caregiver.

Our play area is fenced and covered with recyclable poured in place rubber mulch as an added safety. We also offer and promote healthy and nutritious morning and afternoon fruits/snacks with organic milk. Our hot and healthy lunch program is catered by Leslie’s Cafe and delivered daily for your convenience. If you are looking for a family-oriented setting, Little Stages is the place for you! Come see for yourself!

As a NAEYC Accredited program, Little Stages is a family-oriented environment with a philosophy that believes in supporting all families. Our program and curriculum encourages your child’s individual development while embracing and scaffolding the learning process to make it fun and welcoming. Our small and yet cozy environment is specifically designed for your child’s well-being while they grow and learn in a family-oriented setting. We acknowledge and support every child’s style of learning, so we incorporate activities for “the multiple intelligence” including:

Multicultural Education
Mathematics
Technology & Library
Science
Language Arts
Art Expression
Music Enrichment by Music Preludes
French by Professeur Toto

Program and Licensing Details

• License Number:
  07LIT0034
• Capacity:
  52
• Age Range:
  0 – 6 years
• Enrolled in Subsidized Child Care Program:
  No
• District Office:
  New Jersey Dept of Children and Families – Office of Licensing
• District Office Phone:
  1-877-667-9845 (Note: This is not the facility phone number. )

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Date Cited	Date Abated	Regulation Number	Summary
2021-07-23	2021-08-02	3A:52-5.3(a)(19)	Physical plant requirements for all centers
Indoor maintenance and sanitation requirements are as follows: the center shall test for the presence of radon gas in each classroom on the lowest floor level used by children at least once every five years and shall post the test results in a prominent location in all buildings at the center, as specified in N. J.S.A. 30:5B-5.2. Violation Observed: Upload current Radon Report into the NJCCIS file cabinet.
2021-07-23	2021-08-02	3A:52-4.6(c)(1)	Staff qualifications
For early childhood programs, the following shall apply: for all centers, the head teacher or consulting head teacher shall meet the qualification requirements specified in one of the seven options set forth in N.J.A.C. 3A:52-4.6(c) for education and experience. Violation Observed: Provide documentation of education and experience for a Head Teacher.
2021-07-23	2021-08-02	3A:52-4.5(a)(3)(i)(1)	Staff responsibilities
The sponsor or sponsor representative shall designate individuals with the authority and responsibility to develop and implement written policies and procedures for the operation of the center, including a table of organization that illustrates lines of authority, responsibility and communication. Violation Observed: Upload into the NJCCIS file cabinet a table of organization.
2021-07-23		3A:52-5.2(a)(8)	State, county and municipal government physical facility requirements
The center shall obtain a Life Hazard Use Registration certificate applicable to the center’s licensed capacity and ages served pursuant to the Uniform Fire Safety Act, N.J.S.A. 52:27D-192 et seq. The center shall post this document in a prominent location within the center. Violation Observed: Provide a current Life Hazard Use Registration Certificate.
2021-06-08	2021-07-23	3A:52-5.3(i)(8)	Physical plant requirements for all centers
Environmental condition precautions are as follows: at the time of the initial application, any renewal application, relocation of an existing licensed center, and, as determined by the Office of Licensing, on a case-by-case basis, the facility operator shall submit to the Office of Licensing a Safe Building Interior Certification or other approval issued by the Department of Health that indicates that no further remediation is needed for the interior of the building in which the center is located. Violation Observed: Provide a current Safe Building Interior Certification.
2019-11-21	2019-11-21	3A:52-7.7(a)(3)(i)	Environmental sanitation requirements
The schedule for disinfecting shall be as follows: the following equipment items or surfaces shall be washed and disinfected after each use, Violation Observed: Ensure the squeezable water toys in the infant room are free of mold due to water being left inside of them. In classroom #1 one toy had evidence of mold. The toy was immediately discarded.
2019-02-20	2019-06-27	3A:52-7.5(b)(10)	Administration and control of prescription and non-prescription medicines and health care procedures
The center shall develop and follow a policy on the administration of medication and health care procedures to children, which shall include the following provisions: the center shall store prescribed epinephrine pens in their original boxes with the child’s name and prescription. A special care plan or other documentation from a health care provider shall accompany the epinephrine pen. If two epinephrine pens are required, both shall be available. Each center under the jurisdiction of N.J.S.A. 18A:40-12.5 shall store back-up epinephrine pens on site consistent with the requirements stated at N.J.S.A. 18A:40-12.5.e(1). Violation Observed: 1 child is missing the second epi-pen that was prescribed by the physician. 1 child is missing their emergency care plan.
2019-02-20	2019-05-10	3A:52-3.4(a)	Comprehensive general liability insurance
The sponsor or sponsor representative shall secure comprehensive general liability insurance coverage for the center and shall maintain on file a copy of the insurance policy or documentation of current insurance coverage.
2019-02-20	2019-06-27	3A:52-5.3(l)(4)	Physical plant requirements for all centers
Emergency procedure requirements are as follows: the center shall conduct two lockdown drills per year and maintain on file a record of each lockdown drill. The center shall ensure that lockdown drills are conducted during each session provided at the center.

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how the accessible environment in Mogilev is being transformed

For an impressive number of residents of Mogilev with disabilities, the realization of their right to participate in political, economic, social and cultural life is directly related to unimpeded access to infrastructure. Creating an accessible environment in the city is a thorny, time-consuming process, but, of course, necessary. To what extent the urban system of Mogilev has changed in recent years, the correspondent of the information portal Mogilove. by studied

For whom and for what?

Hearing the term “accessible environment”, many first of all remember people with impaired functions of the musculoskeletal system, vision or hearing. But do not forget that the concept affects a much wider section of society. you must have met elderly people on the streets of the city who conquered the tops of huge curbs with a cane, as well as mothers with strollers trying to get into stores without ramps.

Accessibility makes life easier for many people: injured people, mothers with prams, the elderly, cyclists and even travelers with luggage.

Correct the situation

Nowadays, it is not uncommon to face the mistakes of the past and correct them. A vivid example is the premises in which the Social Services Centers for the population of the Leninsky and Oktyabrsky districts of Mogilev are now based.

After large-scale repair and construction works, horizontal platforms appeared in front of the entrances to the premises, smooth ramps equipped with rounded handrails were installed, tactile tiles were laid, personnel call buttons were installed. Let’s pay attention to the fact that there is a contrasting color of the first and last steps of the flights of stairs.

— The width of the doorways in the offices is more than 80 cm, there are no thresholds. For the free movement of people using wheelchairs, the width of the corridors is also provided, – conducting a tour of the day care department for the disabled, explains the director of the Center for Social Services of the Oktyabrsky District Viktor Kovalchuk . — The offices of the department are marked with tables with duplication of the main visual information in Braille. Tactile floor indicators are laid around the entire perimeter of the compartment. Mnemonic circuits and sound speech informants are installed.

As Elena Devbunova, head of the day care department for the disabled of the Leninsky district of Mogilev, noted, people with musculoskeletal disorders are brought to the department and back home by car with a lift. For wheelchair users, a mobile and convenient device has also appeared – a caterpillar stair lift.

In order to integrate people with hearing impairments into society and improve their quality of life, the department for labor, employment and social protection of the Mogilev City Executive Committee, together with the Mogilev regional organization of the public association “Belarusian Society of the Deaf”, is implementing a state social order for the provision of social mediation services for the reception – transmission of messages of people with hearing impairment to emergency and other services of the city.

The main means of communication for most people with hearing impairments is sign language, which has its own vocabulary and grammar. The existing infrastructure does not fully meet the communication needs of this category of citizens. Socially significant facilities (healthcare institutions, internal affairs bodies, utilities, etc.) for the most part do not have sign language interpreters in their staff, which makes it difficult for a person with a hearing impairment to receive information and services.

The provision of social services around the clock allows you to quickly solve the problems that arise in people with hearing impairment in the event of emergency and socially significant issues.

Over 1500 mediation services were rendered to 172 people with hearing impairments during 7 months of the current year.

Modernity dictates new rules

Since the beginning of the century, the topic of accessible environment has been more actively discussed throughout the country. A significant achievement in this niche is the reformation of the building codes of the Republic of Belarus, which begins in 2012. Since 2021, in accordance with modern design standards, the following measures are envisaged in construction to create a barrier-free environment for physically weakened persons: the installation of speech sound informants with remote control, the installation of plates indicating the floor number in embossed letters in Braille, the arrangement of platforms in front of the entrances with a smooth interface with landscaping elements, installation of tactile warning tiles and lowered curb stone, arrangement of parking spaces for people with disabilities.

– We are also trying to install lifting platforms with vertical movement for the disabled. For example, they appeared in residential buildings of the Sputnik 2 microdistrict, residential buildings No. 1 and No. 4 on the street. Ivan Mazalov, No. 70 on the street. Grishin, – notes the head of the construction department of the Mogilev City Executive Committee Andrey Belyavsky . – Recently, many objects of engineering and transport infrastructure have been introduced. The same Krupskaya Street, where tactile tiles with lowered curbstones are used at pedestrian crossings, and electronic sound speech informants with remote control are installed at two public transport stops, all this is a worthy example of a quality overhaul.

Heroes of our time

Unitary enterprise “Tiflos” NGO “BelTIZ”, part of the society of the visually impaired, develops design documentation for the arrangement of an accessible environment for people with limited vision or its complete absence, manufactures tactile elements from various materials and different designs, and also performs installation work on their installation.

“Today more than 60% of people with disabilities work at our enterprise,” says the first deputy director, chief engineer of the unitary enterprise “Tiflos” of the NGO “BelTIZ” Andrey Gavrilenko . – We are the only ones in the Mogilev region who are engaged in the manufacture and arrangement of an accessible environment for the visually impaired. Our employees design, manufacture tactile elements, perform construction and installation works. When an accessible environment is arranged at any facility, we offer the customer a set of works: installation of not only guiding and warning elements, but also mnemonic diagrams, sound speech informants. On the account of the enterprise, the performance of work in almost all regional centers and many regional ones.

The company aims to promote, organize and implement a comprehensive rehabilitation of the visually impaired and social adaptation, the creation of a universal environment for people with impaired vision or its complete loss.

Andrei Mikhailovich clarifies that the installation of accessible environment elements must be included in projects for the creation of new buildings, as well as in projects for ongoing capital repairs.

It is also important that organizations that own public buildings want to introduce a barrier-free environment into urban space, realizing the social significance of this process.

In turn, the Mogilev enterprise with a 90-year history is ready to vouch for the quality of its products and sincerely wants to establish relations with public and private organizations, individual entrepreneurs who want to help people with disabilities and make their lives more comfortable.

According to the Department of Labour, Employment and Social Protection of the Mogilev City Executive Committee, starting from 2021, measures were taken to create a barrier-free environment in five multi-apartment residential buildings, and the h3O sports and recreation complex was put into operation, which is fully accessible to people with disabilities . Polyclinics No. 2 and 3 can also be safely called advanced in this direction.

Sources of opinions

Chairperson of the Mogilev regional organization of NGO “BelTIZ” shared her opinion on the evolution of the urban environment Natalia Panteleeva :

— We feel it in the city. But, unfortunately, people who create an accessible environment do not always understand us – those for whom even the smallest stretch of road with certain defects is equated to an abyss. I’ll give you an example. Inside, the modern polyclinic No. 3 was equipped really worthy. However, no one paid attention to the fact that it is necessary to put a tactile guide strip for the blind along the road from the bus stop to the medical facility. But without it, it is incredibly difficult for us to find the right direction on our own!

Natalya Vasilievna also noted that in addition to architectural barriers, very often people with special destinies face informational, cultural and social barriers.

Many people with disabilities feel embarrassed about their situation and because of the fear of facing the realities of life, as well as ignorance, do not even think to seek help from psychologists, look for a job, plan for the future.

Volunteer of the rehabilitation room for the visually impaired, functioning on the basis of the Center for Social Services of the Leninsky District, Roman Dvortsov explains that visually impaired people often face barriers that come from fellow citizens. For example, the indifference of the attendants in stores, the lack of knowledge of the elementary etiquette of communicating with the blind.

— We must educate a generation of understanding people. I am sure that even one extra-curricular lesson in elementary school, teaching children how to properly interact with blind people, one day may come in handy for them, Roman sums up.

Margarita Mankevich , head of the Rehabilitation Room for the Visually Impaired:

— A few things are vital for blind people: the operation of traffic lights, the quality of roads. I think it is necessary to legally approve the installation of traffic lights with sound signals. Since traffic lights are not a pleasure, not a joy and not an indulgence, but a very serious element of the safety of people’s lives on the road. An important point is that we, blind people, should hear several options for sound: one that will indicate red light, the other green. After all, if you see with your eyes, then I “see” with your ears. In addition, the traffic light should be heard from afar, because first we need to find a pedestrian crossing, and then cross it. And most importantly, voice points should be on both sides of the road. Let me remind you that visually impaired people also need contrast marking of stairs.

Olga Botnari, ten-time champion of Moldova, world record holder in powerlifting:

— I was engaged in powerlifting, table tennis, weightlifting — love for an active lifestyle is in my blood. She moved from Chisinau to Mogilev almost 6 years ago. For some reason, since childhood, I was drawn to Belarus. Here I started life from scratch and now I adore the city with all my heart. I am surrounded by kind people, beautiful nature. I also notice that the formation of a barrier-free environment for wheelchair users does not stand still. Yes, I usually spend my free time in the central part of the city or near the Mogilev special home for veterans, the elderly and the disabled, where I live. I like to visit the nearby shops, I am glad that I can contact the doctors of the 3rd polyclinic, which is really well equipped. But trips by public transport sometimes turn into tests. It is important for me to get on a low-floor bus, which is why I always call the car park in advance. It happens that such buses are not allowed on a flight suitable for me. In addition, I have a serious shoulder injury, so passers-by or the driver usually help me get into the transport.

Natalia Stolyarova, a resident of Mogilev:

— When my son Makar was 3 years old, I contacted the ZhREU employees, and they installed a ramp for him in front of the house in a short time. However, another obstacle for us was the staircase on the first floor of the entrance leading to the elevator. We have been trying to resolve this issue for a long time. First, a home-made wooden ramp was installed in the entrance, which was very difficult to lift not only for a fragile woman, but also for any man, then we were offered to install a ramp at a very sharp angle of inclination, I refused it. After appeals to representatives of the executive authorities, we were nevertheless provided with the best option – they installed a convenient lift. People in wheelchairs, as well as those who help them, often face obstacles. While my son and I get to school, we have to cross three roadways and go around areas that are inaccessible to us. To date, part of the road has been repaired, but several sections have so far been left without attention.
Of course, the world is not without good people. I am very grateful to the Belarusians, without whom we would not have been able to raise money for a serious operation for my son. And also to the director and all the staff of school No. 18, who created comfortable conditions for the socialization of my child: they installed a ramp, convenient access to the dining room, equipped a classroom on the ground floor, and simply take great care of Makar and his classmates.

Today, 900 visually impaired, 499 hearing impaired, 1135 people with special needs of psychophysical development, 854 people with diseases of the musculoskeletal system live in the city. In the first half of 2022, 106 citizens with disabilities were employed.

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Development of kittens by day – how kittens grow by week: growth of kittens by months

Understanding the amazing transformation that a kitten goes through from birth to adulthood will help you provide him with the right balanced nutrition at every stage of development.

• Birth
• Neonatal
• Weaning
• Intensive growth
• Slow growth
• Growing up kittens

Birth

Immediately after birth, care should be taken to ensure that kittens begin to receive mother’s milk. In the first hours and days after birth, the mother, along with milk, provides the newborn with the necessary nutrients that contribute to the healthy development of kittens.

Birth

Nutrition

After birth, kittens should immediately crawl to their mother and start sucking milk. This is how they get colostrum, a component of mother’s milk that is rich in antibodies and strengthens the immune system.

Birth

Health

At birth, kittens are at risk of two types: First, due to abruption of the placenta, they may suffer from lack of oxygen for different periods of time. Secondly, after birth, they come into direct contact with bacteria and viruses in the environment. The breeder must take all precautions, carefully prepare the birthing arena and supervise the birth of kittens, in order to reduce the risk of neonatal health problems.

Birth

Behavior

Although kittens are born deaf and blind, they exhibit a number of reflex behavioral responses early on. Kittens are already able to navigate in space, relying on smell and touch. They can warm themselves by snuggling up to their mother and suck her milk to satisfy their hunger.

Birth

Development

Newborn kittens should weigh approximately 2-3% of their mother’s weight. In the early days, their daily weight gain is approximately 10% of their birth weight. Males usually weigh more and grow faster. Kittens are born blind and deaf. They are drawn to their mother for protection and nourishment.

Birth

Housing conditions

Newborn kittens should always be near their mother, who warms, feeds and licks them. Their playpen should be kept at around 30°C to reduce the risk of hypothermia, and aim to keep the humidity at 65-70%.

Neonatal

Newborn kittens are protected and warm next to their mother and other kittens of their litter. Most of the time they sleep and eat.

0 to 3 weeks

Health

During the first days of life, kittens should be examined by a responsible veterinarian. The veterinarian will check to see if the kittens have birth defects or health problems that require treatment. Separation of kittens from their mother and littermates at the neonatal age can lead to physical and mental retardation and behavioral problems associated with aggression. Deworming in the first six months of life should be carried out monthly.

0-3 weeks

Nutrition

During this stage, the kitten’s immune system is still largely supported by mother’s milk, which provides the body with essential proteins for development.

0-3 weeks

Behavior

At this stage, kittens sleep most of the day – about 90% of the time in the first few weeks. They only move to crawl to their mother for warmth and milk. Kittens already know how to purr and make other sounds.

0 to 3 weeks

Development

At about five days old, kittens open their eyes. The umbilical cord falls off about a week after birth. At the same time, kittens begin to gain weight from 10 to 30 grams per day.

0–3 weeks

Living conditions

In the first weeks of a kitten’s life, the main requirements for keeping conditions are cleanliness, silence and warmth. Excessive noise and distractions can disrupt sleep and eating patterns. It is very important that the kitten’s body temperature does not fall below 35 ° C, otherwise it will not be able to effectively absorb mother’s milk. And if the body temperature drops below 32 ° C, the kitten will lose the sucking reflex, which will make normal feeding impossible.

Weaning

The physical development of kittens accelerates and the process of weaning begins. This is an important stage in which the kitten learns by watching the mother and interacting with other kittens.

4-8 weeks

Nutrition

As the kitten’s milk teeth develop, the weaning process begins. After a while, the kittens show their first interest in the solid food that their mother receives, and then you can begin to introduce solid food into their diet. Because of their immature digestive system, it is very important for kittens to receive a diet that is easy to digest and takes into account their special needs at this stage.

4-8 weeks

Health

At this stage, the immune system weakens. This means that the protection provided by maternally acquired antibodies has already weakened, but the amount of these antibodies is still high enough that vaccination may not be effective. During this period, the kitten becomes especially susceptible to diseases. Because sleep helps boost your kitten’s immune system, it’s important to provide a warm, comfortable, and quiet place to sleep.

4-8 weeks

Behavior

At this stage, the kittens begin to interact more and groom each other’s fur. They begin to actively play, run, attack and imitate hunting. At this stage, kittens’ vision is fully developed.

4–8 weeks

Development

Hearing and sense of smell are well developed by the fourth week. By the end of the sixth-seventh weeks, the sleep pattern and motor skills characteristic of adult animals begin to form. Key social skills are developed in the process of communicating with littermates, and learning occurs by observing the behavior of the mother.

4-8 weeks

Housing conditions

As kittens become more curious and active at this age, it is important to make the environment safe for them. In addition, housing conditions play an important role in their learning, so make sure that the kittens have constant access to toys and other objects that stimulate the development of cognitive functions. Regular communication with different people will help kittens interact more confidently with a person in the future.

Intensive growth

The kitten begins to understand what is required of him and develops behavior that will not change during his life.

2-4 months

Health

Approximately eight weeks of age is ideal for a kitten to be vaccinated for the first time, followed by a mandatory booster after 3-5 weeks. This is an important process that provides the kitten with protection against dangerous diseases in adulthood. See your veterinarian for a vaccination plan.

2-4 months

Nutrition

Some nutrients are not yet fully absorbed by the kitten, so it is important that he receives a diet tailored to his individual needs at a particular stage of his development. This food provides your pet with the nutrients and energy it needs during this vital stage of development.

2-4 months

Behavior

At this stage, the kitten’s behavior is most influenced by its environment, including kittens from its litter, other pets and people. In addition, the kitten begins to understand what place he occupies in the house, and he may develop dominant or submissive behavior depending on his experience and upbringing.

2-4 months

Development

This is a key stage in the development of a relationship, so stability, support and emotional attachment are very important. Effective socialization at this stage will help raise a well-mannered and happy cat.

2-4 months

Housing conditions

Kittens can be taken from their mother and introduced to a new home from 8 weeks of age. Depending on the breeder, this period can increase up to 12 weeks. Before bringing a kitten home, it is important to make sure that the apartment is completely ready for its arrival: you should hide electrical wires and close sockets, secure windows, balconies and stairs, and remove all sharp and small objects.

Slow growth

As the kitten matures, it gradually reaches full physical maturity.

Older than 4 months

Health

During this period, cats begin to mark the territory where they live with urine and facial secretions: they rub their heads against objects, other animals and people. This is a sign of the onset of puberty. Now you should discuss with the veterinarian the need for sterilization (castration).

Older than 4 months

Nutrition

As a kitten reaches physical maturity and approaches adult weight, it should be gradually transitioned to an adult cat diet and portion sizes adjusted accordingly. The balance of nutrients in the composition of the food depends on the age of the cat and factors that affect metabolism, such as lifestyle (whether the animal is outdoors) and castration (whether the animal has been castrated).

Older than 4 months

Behavior

As the cat matures, it will become more and more dominant in your family. It “tests” the status of humans and other animals in the existing hierarchy. It is important that you, as the owner, maintain the norms of behavior and daily routine that you establish for your pet in the first months of his life. The stability of the situation will allow you to control the level of stress.

Older than 4 months

Development

At this stage, the kitten changes teeth by 30 permanent teeth. If the kitten is not spayed, puberty occurs at six months, accompanied by sexual cycles and mating behavior. By eight months, a kitten reaches 80% of the weight of an adult animal. Depending on the size of the breed, maturation occurs between 12 and 15 months.

Older than 4 months

Housing conditions

If the kittens have received all the necessary vaccinations, from the age of about six months you can let them go outside. It is best to proceed in stages. Until the kittens get used to the new environment, stay outside with them. When they feel more confident, they will begin to actively explore the surrounding space. As a rule, cats move farther from the house than cats. At this stage, consistent owner behavior and discipline are important.

Growing up your pet

The weight of an adult animal is 40-50 times the weight of a newborn kitten.

12-18 months

Growing up your pet

Kittens become adults about 12 months after birth, while larger breed cats do not reach maturity until 15 months of age. When a cat becomes an adult, it should be gradually transitioned to a food that can meet its nutritional needs, taking into account the breed and lifestyle.

Kitten specific nutrition

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9 Things Parents Need to Know About Poo, Pee, and Peals of Laughter

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“POOPIE! Poopie, pooopie, poooooooop!”

Ah, yes, the potty talk. For some children, the glory of screaming words like poop, pee, or butt over and over and over seems to give them great joy.

What should parents do about it? Ignore it? Set rules? Laugh right along with them?

At KinderCare, we’ve heard it all. And we’ve got the straight poop on this whole toilet humor business.

1. The Truth Is: You Probably Started It (and that’s a Good Thing)

While a baby is on the changing table, Mom or Dad might say, “Did you pee? Are you wet? I’m going to change your poopie diaper.” This kind of interaction with a baby is absolutely a good thing! When an adult explains what they are doing, they’re helping their infant learn about themselves and the world around them.

2. Between Ages 2 and 3, Poop Jokes Help with Toilet Learning

That early introduction to bathroom language can pay off later. “This kind of language helps children prep for toilet learning,” says Leia Muniz, a Quality & Accreditation Advisor at KinderCare Education. During this stage, bathroom language is a transition tool, aiding children in being independent as they move from diapers to the potty.

Around age two and until children have mastered toileting, Muniz does not recommend correcting potty talk, because intervening may discourage children from using the bathroom or expressing their need to do so.

In fact, while children are learning to use the toilet, you want to encourage them to use language to tell caregivers when they have to use the bathroom. And you want to celebrate your children’s potty successes, saying “You went pee-pee in the potty! Let’s tell Grandma!”

3. Remember: Potty Talk Is a Phase

By the age of three or four, most children have learned to use the toilet, and it’s not coincidental that some children begin to use bathroom talk with great exuberance (followed by peals of laughter).

While some parents may not share their child’s sense of humor, it’s important to remember that bathroom talk is a phase. Remember that it will pass. In the meantime, use your child’s new, slightly salty vocabulary as an opportunity to teach important concepts about respecting others, privacy, body attitudes, and how to enjoy a great joke.

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4. Don’t Overreact to Poop Jokes

If your child is blurting out toilet humor words and the situation makes you uncomfortable, remember to respond calmly. Reacting in a way that is anxious, ashamed, or angry may give them the impression that there is something shameful about their body and how it works. “This is what we do all the time; we go potty,” reminds Muniz. “We don’t want to discourage it. ”

5. Toilet Humor Has Its Time and Place

If a round of butt jokes is causing uncontrollable giggles at the dinner table, remind your child that potty words are for the bathroom, not for the dinner table. This introduces the simple concept of manners, that certain behavior is expected in certain places. You might bolster this boundary by allowing your little guy to say a lot of potty words and laugh—really loudly—the next time he’s in the bathroom.

6. Teach the Difference Between Public and Private

Toilet talk is a chance to start teaching your child the difference between public and private places and parts of our bodies. “That’s your own body,” you might say to a child who is sharing a view of their bottom and laughing wildly. “We’re not going to show it to your friends.”

7. Teach Respect for Others

Whether Grandma is shocked by colorful language or a family down the street has different house rules on toilet humor, help your child be empathetic to other people’s feelings. “It’s really silly when you talk with Mom or your brothers about pee-pee, but at school we are respectful of others, and they might not find that funny.”

8. Mind the Difference Between Toilet Humor and Name-Calling

If your child calls someone a poo-head, bathroom talk has evolved into name-calling. It’s important to intervene by responding to the name-calling and not the language.

Caregivers need to help children use alternative language to help them express their emotions differently: “I heard you calling Johnny a poo-head. It seems like you’re upset.” Use an open-ended question to encourage your child to think more kindly. “How do you think you would feel if someone called you that?”

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9. And Finally: It’s Okay to Laugh

If your child is in a safe place—at home or in the car, with a close friend, parent, or sibling—there is no harm in letting them laugh about these words. It may not be your sense of humor, but they’re probably learning from it, according to this article about laughter and learning published by the National Association of the Education of Young Children.

Young children are busy discovering their physical bodies: how they can move and what they can do. Preschoolers who have recently mastered using the potty get lots of joy from crowing over their new ability. Potty talk lets children word-play with their increasing vocabulary and share budding senses of humor as they learn to make and keep friends.

Toilet Humour – TV Tropes

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“To whoever took the ‘L’ from the ‘MOTOR POOL’ sign, haha, we are very amused.”

— Ms. Packard, Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Simply put, toilet humour comprises jokes about urine, feces (human or otherwise), bums, fannies, willies, other naughty bits, fluids, farts and the immolation of them, boogers, bodily functions, and various other yucky stuff. It is very popular with young children, but as they grow up, they tend to find greater amusement in more witty jokes (at least, most of them do), and toilet humour is generally regarded with great dislike from the eyes of the mature audience. On the other hand, when toilet humour is mixed with Slapstick, the result is generally viewed as humourous. People falling into manure is good for a laugh across all age groups.

Toilet humour is related to Vulgar Humor. You could say it is the “cleaner counterpart”. e.g What did the Pirate find in the ship toilet? The Captain’s Log. ^note Taken from https://www.keeplaughingforever.com

Toilet humour is common on grossout shows and shows with large amounts of Black Comedy, but is not restricted to them. In a show which rarely relies on toilet humour, such instances tend to be lampshaded (“Oh, just what this episode needs – a fart joke“). Often toilet humour is used as filler, which results in a Bottom of the Barrel Joke.

Almost guaranteed in anything with babies in it.

Before anyone tells you humor was cleaner back in the old days, this trope is Older Than Dirt. A Sumerian proverb, dating to 1900 BCE goes “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”

I Ate WHAT?! is the trope when eating is involved. Characters that are Gassholes and most instances of Fartillery are also usually meant for comedic purposes. Compare Tinkle in the Eye, Nose Nuggets, Road Apples, Urine Trouble, Revolting Rescue, and Joke of the Butt. Can be played very lightly via Calling Your Bathroom Breaks. Humor that involves an actual toilet is often involved in a Potty Emergency (but this Trope often applies there too). You can have some toilet humour without having anything gross actually happen by employing a Grossout Fakeout.

Not to be confused with Toilet Horror, though the two can overlap in Horror Comedy or in a moment of Mood Whiplash in other works.

Sub-tropes:

• I Ate WHAT?!: Someone eats an unpleasant substance and is grossed out after realizing what it was.
• Naked People Are Funny: Nudity is depicted for humorous purposes.
• Nose Nuggets: Jokes about boogers and mucus.
• Revolting Rescue: A character saves someone in a disgusting way.
• Road Apples: Jokes about animal feces.
• Uranus Is Showing: Innuendos on how the planet Uranus can be pronounced to sound like “your anus”.
• Urine Trouble: A joke involving an animal peeing on something or someone.
• Bird-Poop Gag: Ugh! That bird pooped on my shoulder!
• Bizarre Taste in Food: but specifically if it’s things like feces, urine, vomit and the like
• Calling Your Nausea: That was so gross, I think I’m going to throw up!
• Covered in Gunge: Being covered in slimy stuff is ew!
• The Diaper Change: Poopy diapers, EEW!
• Dirty Foreigner: Foreigners have very poor personal hygiene!
• The Dreaded Toilet Duty: I have to clean bathrooms?! Blech!
• Dung Fu: Using poop as a weapon! Yuck!
• Ear Cleaning: Earwax removal—ick!
• Eat Dirt, Cheap: Ewww, those guys are eating mud!
• Eat That: I can’t believe I have to eat this in part of a reality show! It’s freaking nasty!
• Egging: Eww, run! Someone’s throwing rotten eggs at us!
• Even The Rats Won’t Touch It: This food item is so unappetizing that not even vermin will chow down on it!
• Fan Disservice: That’s not sexy at all! It’s just flat-out gross! Why would they show that gross-looking person in a skimpy outfit on camera?!
• Gasshole: Burping and farting is gross!
• Gassy Scare: Eww, their “illness” was only gas!
• Nausea Fuel: Good Lord! It’s what this page is all about! I can’t believe I’m actually going to stomach this disgusting mess of a page!
• Mess on a Plate: I haven’t tasted the food, but by the look of it, it seems disgusting!
• Lost My Appetite: Oh, God! I just lost interest in eating because of that disgusting thing I just saw/heard!
• Messy Maggots: Ew, I’m not touching anything that’s covered in maggots!
• Nausea Dissonance: Okay, this is gross, but for some reason, it doesn’t gross me out. Weird.
• Pesky Pigeons: Pigeons are gross!
• The Pig-Pen: Gross! A person with poor hygiene is impossible to be by!
• Plaguemaster: Eww! You’re spreading diseases to us? Gross!
• Pooping Food: I don’t care how good the food probably tastes! I will NEVER eat any food that came right out of a creature’s rectum! Disgusting!
• Pooping Where You Shouldn’t: Disgusting! Someone pooped outside of the toilet!
• Prone to Vomiting: Vomit is disgusting! It makes me want to vomit!
• Put Off Their Food: Did you have to describe that gross thing with a superficial resemblance to what I’m about to eat? Now I can’t eat it!
• Putting the Pee in Pool: Gross! Somebody peed in the pool!
• Reduced to Ratburgers: Yuck! I can’t believe I have to eat something gross like rats to keep from starving myself! I hate being homeless!
• Revenge Is a Dish Best Served: Bleh! That person put something gross in my food! I guess he/she was trying to get back at me for something I did!
• Revolting Rescue: Thank you for saving my life, but also ew!
• Road Apples: Eew! I stepped in poop!
• Screaming at Squick: OH, MY GOD! THIS IS SO DISGUSTING! I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW DISGUSTING IT IS THAT IT’S MAKING ME SCREAM THIS LOUD!
• Selective Squeamishness Suppression: I’m a neat freak and for some reason, I can handle blood and gore, but not dirt and grime! That’s filthy!
• Shock Site: Close it out! This website’s too disgusting to look at!
• Slipping into Stink: Gross! I’ve fallen into something extremely disgusting and smelly!
• Smelly Feet Gag: Put your shoes back on! Your foot odor is making me gag!
• Smelly Skunk: Skunks are gross!
• Spit Shake: Spitting on your hands to seal the deal—yuck! What is wrong with a clean handshake?
• Spit Shine: Gross! Why would you want to clean my shoes with your saliva?!
• Spit Take: *spits out drink* Oh, God! That was so gross!
• Squick: Yuck! That really grossed me out!
• Sticky Situation: Disgusting! I’m covered in something sticky!
• Stress Vomit: Ewww, calm down! You’re so anxious, you just threw up!
• Swallowed a Fly: Eew! A bug went into my mouth!
• Swarm of Rats: Yuck! How many rats are coming out from sewers? Those are making me puke!
• Talking Poo: Poop is already gross enough, but poop that talks is crossing the line!
• Tastes Better Than It Looks: Ewww, what a Mess on a Plate! Wait. .. it’s actually delicious!
• This Is Wrong on So Many Levels!: Oh, my God! That is disgusting and gross on so many levels!
• Tinkle in the Eye: What’s worse than changing dirty diapers is the baby peeing in my face! Urine is just as disgusting as poop!
• Trash of the Titans: This place is an absolute pig sty! How could anyone stand living in this disgusting place?!
• Uncleanliness Is Next to Ungodliness: Yuck! You’re such an unclean and disgusting douchebag!
• Underwater Fart Gag: Gross! Somebody farted in the pool!
• Urine Trouble: Eww! My pet just peed on the furniture!
• Vomit Chain Reaction: Oh, God! Just watching that person vomit makes me want to vomit!
• Way Past the Expiration Date: Gross! Just how long has this been sitting in the fridge?
• Yellow Snow: Blech! Who peed in the snow?
• You Dirty Rat!!: Those rats are filthy and disgusting!
• You Make Me Sick: My response to you, who said or did something repugnant! That’s how disgusting you are!
• You Need a Breath Mint: . ..because your breath stinks!

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• Rembrandt van Rijn: This artistic genius also made some drawings of an obese woman urinating and him and his wife having sex in bed.
• Marcel Duchamp: His dadaist sculpture Fountain is literally a urinal turned on its side.

    Comedy 

• Bill Cosby’s famous standup act, Bill Cosby: Himself featured a rant about how fathers are the most fun family members because they’re the only ones allowed to have gas. He also discussed how his father used to blame his farts on invisible animals.
• Billy Connolly’s early material featured an abundance of toilet and body function jokes. The most famous example is one where he speaks at length about being trapped in an airplane toilet with the previous visitor’s “jobby” still floating in it, not flushing away and being unable to leave because he’d never be able to convince anyone that he didn’t do it himself! He’s no stranger to jokes about willies and bums either (a joke about the latter pretty much kickstarted his career outside Scotland).
• Oh, Bob Saget. The comedy special That Ain’t Right features lighting farts, an examination of the potential literal meaning of the phrase “fuck that shit”, a man from Spain getting his head stuck up an elephant’s ass, and that time where Bob got garlic diarrhea after eating at The Stinking Rose and then used it to kill a vampire.
• Eddie Murphy has a bit in Delirious that starts off with farting in the bath tub and ends with a turd, a cracked skull and his brother with a G. I. Joe up his butt.
• George Carlin defines a fart in its simplest context: “Shit without the mess.”
• Larry the Cable Guy is notorious for overusing this.

    Comic Strips 

• Gary Larson liked putting outhouse jokes into The Far Side, though he did have a problem getting them past his editors in the early years.
  • One of his favorites was one featuring a boy in the foreground practicing his sousaphone behind an outhouse; in the background, beyond the outhouse, stand a cluster of awed onlookers.
• Garfield has had a few examples here and there over the years.
• Marvin…just the entire run of Marvin, a strip that seems obsessed with a diaper-wearing toddler’s fecal production and his apparent willingness to sit smugly stewing in it indefinitely. (This behavior and the strip’s unswerving focus on it is one of the bêtes noir of The Comics Curmudgeon.)
• BabyBlues: Frequently used as a running gag and is commonly used on Wren. Another running gag has Wren constantly eat prunes and the after-math always has her pooping herself. In one comic, Wren gets diarrhea after eating a whole bag of prunes and stinks up the van, leaving Darryl with a empty diaper bag and a trip the store to get pull-ups.
• In a Pearls Before Swine strip in which Pig tries to impress a woman with his travel, he tries to prove he does know whether or not he’s in North America by proclaiming I’M IN CONTINENT!!

    Eastern Animation 

• Aachi and Ssipak has an entire plot that revolves around a future where feces is the main source of power and the main characters are protecting a hooker who has very… *ahem* generous bowels.
• Happy Heroes: Season 8 episode 11 is about Big M. being stuck floating in the air. He gets tired of not being able to control where he floats and finds a solution – propel himself in the direction he wants by farting. He then runs into an aerial traffic cop who fines him for polluting the air with his gas.
• Lavatory-Lovestory: This is a cartoon in which a lovelorn men’s room attendant falls in love. In one scene all the men in the stalls are unnerved when the woman starts peeking underneath them in an effort to find her admirer. Later, she accidentally whacks a man in the face with her bouquet, causing him to fall into the toilet.

    Pinball 

• Fully embraced by America’s Most Haunted at every opportunity.
• Heavily used in Stern Pinball’s Family Guy, just like its namesake. Operators can tone it down, however.
• The “Joe’s Diner” mode from The Flintstones ends with a large pterodactyl flying overhead and releasing a giant dropping on the diner.
• Capcom Pinball’s Flipper Football includes belches, farts, and burps in its repertoire of sound effects. Which are still mild compared to the game’s nonstop barrage of profanity…
• Inappropriately enough, the South Park pinball from Sega is loaded with this.
• WhizBang Pinball’s Whoa Nellie! Big Juicy Melons has a horse that’s seen shooting a melon out of its posterior. Another part of the play field shows it farting onto a lit match, which launches a fireball (that doubles as a score light).
• The “13-UTT” dimension in Rick and Morty causes fart sounds to play whenever the ball hits anything.

    Pro Wrestling 

• The 1987 Slammy Awards: In a literal case, one of the nominees for the “Best Personal Hygiene” award was King Kong Bundy, who is seen using the toilet to defecate himself … and it is implied he held it all in (and we mean ALL in) until his bowels finally gave way.
• John Cena occasionally pulls this out for the kids.
• Who can forget the time Eddie Guerrero gave The Big Show a tainted burrito, giving him diarrhea in the middle of a match, and then stealing all the toilet paper from the toilet stalls before he got in? And the next week, Eddie Guerrero sprayed The Big Show down with a hose connected to a septic truck.

    Puppet Shows 

• The Bear in the Big Blue House installment “Potty Time with Bear” pretty much operated on this when it wasn’t offering practical information on children’s potty training.
• On Dinosaurs, Baby often makes mention of having dirty diapers with comical reactions from Earl. Some prominent examples include the lyrics, “I take every chance to make a poop in my pants” in the “I’m the Baby (Gotta Love Me)” music video, and the entire plot of “Nature Calls” dealt with Earl’s unsuccessful attempts to potty-train Baby.
• The Muppet Show:
  • In “Episode 106: Jim Nabors”, Kermit introduces Fozzie as “the man who thinks that Elton John is a singing bathroom”.
  • In “Episode 310: Marisa Berenson”, a wig trainer tells Louis Kazagger that he doesn’t use “sham”-poo for his wigs, only real poo.
  • In “Episode 504: Shirley Bassey”, Statler and Waldorf share the following exchange after the guest star’s first number:

  Waldorf: “Fire Down Below”, great number.
  Statler: Thanks.
  Waldorf: Thanks? You didn’t write “Fire Down Below”.
  Statler: No, but the guy who did had just had a bowl of my chili.

• Muppets Tonight: The Seinfeld Babies sketch from “Episode 107: Sandra Bullock” parodies the Seinfeld epsiode, “The Contest” by having Baby Jerry say that whoever can go the longest without soiling their diaper wins the contest. Baby Kramer proceeds to do his business and declares, “I’m out”.
• Sesame Street: “Elmo’s Potty Time” is mainly educational, but there are a few joke moments, like a giant primate needing to pee and chasing a giant toilet, jokes during a song about toilet paper being made (such as when a large toilet roll is being seen in the manufacturing process, asking, “If the roll ran out, would we hire a truck?!”) and kids shouting synonyms for pee and poop, the peeing part ending in a shout of “I REALLY NEED TO URINATE!”.

    Radio 

• Howard Stern and his superhero, Fartman.
• Opie & Anthony: “Fart Equals Funny” is one of their basic tenets.
• Listeners are spared listening Giles Wemmbley-Hogg’s bout of amoebic dysentery during his trip to Thailand, except to be told afterward about it…

  …spending the night, squatting over a hole, spraying pint after pint of red-hot magma down the back of [his] legs.

• The Stephanie Miller Show describes itself as “a Mensa meeting with fart jokes!”
• Martin/Molloy featured lots of this, which the hosts acknowledged and frequently mocked themselves for. The “Blimpy, the Lactose Intolerant Cat” sketches were built entirely around it.

    Theatre 

• In 1776, at one point, RI delegate Stephen Hopkins is out using the latrine when his time to vote is called; the Congressional secretary marks this as “Rhode Island passes,” sending the rest of Congress into a fit of laughter. Later, Benjamin Franklin is discussing his thoughts about not truly being an Englishman since he doesn’t have the rights of one.

  Franklin: But to call me one without those rights is like calling an ox a bull; he’s thankful for the honor but would much rather have restored what’s rightfully his.
  Dickinson: When did you first notice they were missing, sir?

• The Clouds: At one point, Strepsiades is speaking to one of the students at the Thinkery, surrounded by kneeling students. When he’s told that they are studying the reaches of Hell, he’s quick to point out that their “third eyes” are facing the sky.
• The Comedy of Errors: The Ephesian Antipholus starts slinging insults with the Dromio keeping him out of his house and descends into threatening to fart in his face.
• Matilda: Mr Wormwood’s hair is green due to a mistake and claims it’s to celebrate the green things like “lettuce and snot”.
• Urinetown is a Black Comedy musical about a dystopian future where, due to a drought, people have to pay to pee.

    Real Life 

Swedish Hyundai Ad

A Swedish Hyundai commercial from the 90s. A biker stops a man with a black Hyundai after his motorcycle breaks down. He asks what car heâs driving, to which he responds a Sonata, tax free for 5 years. The man asks the biker if heâs an Environmental Class One, to which the latter says he does not care about clean air; leading the former, to his relief, to rip one out, claiming heâs a ânaturalâ, much to the latterâs disgust. The last we see is the biker clearly grasping for air, but canât since the windows are rolled up.

Storm

Old Man

Follow Your Fart

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Felicity

Zan’s Poor Choi…

“Meet Shrek” Di…

Demon poop

Herring

Mater in the ba…

The Drinking Bowl

Buttermilk

Mario Fables

Chicken soup in. ..

Bombs away, Bug…

The Party Poopers

Everything Come…

Dumplestiltskin

Sweet mother of…

Replacement Egg

“He had poop on…

The Porcelons

I’ve Done a Poo

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Black humor: 50+ jokes and jokes

Black humor: 50+ jokes and jokes: Pexels

Black humor is sarcastic jokes about what it is customary to cry, not laugh. But laughter prolongs life, and a good joke can defuse the situation, add optimism. A selection of sharp jokes on popular topics will allow you to be the center of attention in any company.

Black humor in verses

Poets more than once became the darlings of society, and poems with peppercorns raised their rating to the sky. Daniil Kharms, Sasha Cherny, Lewis Carroll, Alle Alphonse and Charles Baudelaire joked quite sarcastically in poetry and prose. Noteworthy are also poems by unknown authors. What black humor in poetry is popular?

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Lots of ideas for Valentine’s Day

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Am I good?! So tell me for mercy?

And then the doctor will let me go and understand:

I will bring goodness and justice to the world,

Just give me a good machine gun!

Black humor in verses: Pexels

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Leaves will not help

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Ninth. Paint the window.

Eighth. They brought wine.

Seventh. They fix the shower.

Sixth. Husband changes.

Fifth. Mother Choir.

Fourth. The thief is scurrying.

Third. Rock rumbles.

Second. Burnt pie.

First. Alto sobs.

All. Arrived. Asphalt.

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Everyone is lying down, but Igor

For some reason he sat down,

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Water drips from the sky,

Foams beautifully.

So gentlemen from above

They also drank beer.

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I was in the hospital yesterday

The doctor said: “That’s it

Aist 9002 will carry you back, the patient.”